If you would like to know the value of money go and try to borrow some.

Brrr, it's going to be -3C tonight.

Anonymous sourcing is a bad, bad thing. They can say whatever they like, truth or lie, and will never be accountable for it.

Next: Newswipe: http://htxt.it/nYGn - very funny!

Patience is a good servant whom all recommend, but few like to employ.

It would be a better world if we spared for others a little sympathy we have for ourselves.

Watching Great Rift: Africa's Wild Heart :Fire on the BBC iPlayer - http://htxt.it/yEC1

This is kinda forced me to stop watching Heroes: I've missed episodes 3, 4 and 5 and the BBC iPlayer only has episode 5. Bye, bye Heroes!

I've got a lot of TV to catch up with, first up Being Human on BBC iPlayer: http://htxt.it/xiOw

BOO! Federer wins the Oz Open! #ao10 #tennis #australianopen