johnathan | Meemi

Now that my grandparents follow me on facebook, I worry about what I post. Screw it. Man killed by condom: http://hellotxt.com/l/CG3S

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I'm totally going to start trimming my beard like this! http://hellotxt.com/l/ALuf

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The last major supplier of VHS has shipped it's last truckload. RIP. http://hellotxt.com/l/FyhY

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iBoobs for iPhone. If they make this app legal, I'll HAVE to get one! http://hellotxt.com/l/zF3m

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Finally made it through "Mama Mia". Who would have thought it was possible to make ABBA worse than it already was?

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Most awesomest thing ever--a Dalek Christmas Tree!! http://hellotxt.com/l/H5j3

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Man spanks monkey--Monkey spanks man. http://hellotxt.com/l/NIWs

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Sad: Peter Falk has alzheimers. http://hellotxt.com/l/MyP2

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Remember, no man is a failure who has friends.

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Nerdiest thing you'll see today. The human dinosaur: http://hellotxt.com/l/ODIp

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Now would be a good time to change browsers. Internet Explorer has a major security flaw: http://hellotxt.com/l/KrmQ

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The moral of Bambi? People suck. Bad.

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Watching Bambi for the first time in maybe twenty years

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I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth.

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Spam email subject that I just received: "Remove toxic sludge from your colon"

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Michael Jackson under cover. I didn't even recognize him! http://hellotxt.com/l/cmcT

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from @vpmedical "I didn't hit you, I simply high-fived your face".

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Barbie beats Bratz in court. Bratz must halt production immediately! http://hellotxt.com/l/qaUI

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